your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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