Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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