Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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