I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
look no pants
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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