Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Plan B is the new Plan A
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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