You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize