Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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