i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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