I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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