I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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