It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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