so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
false alarm, still single
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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