i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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