i just had sex bonerless
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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