Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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