Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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