by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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