watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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