I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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