guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
