I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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