Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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