I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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