There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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