he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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