You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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