you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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