...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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