The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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