when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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