porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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