I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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