singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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