I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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