we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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