just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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