Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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