Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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