so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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