i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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