i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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