we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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