i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
