I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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