Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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