Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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