i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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