Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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