Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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