i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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