Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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