I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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