Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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