just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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