it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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